Thursday, January 10, 2008

Too Much Time on My Hands!

It seems like everybody reads a lot of books...As for me, I don't read as much as I should. I do most of my reading online rather than picking up a book, and sitting down in a big comfy chair.

The last book I read was Blonde Ambition The Untold Story Behind Anna Nicole Smith's Death just because I was nosey, and wanted the see what Rita Cosby had to say...

To get interested in a book, the title must jump out and grab my attention. Here is a list of books that might fit into my future reading:

*The French Chef by Sue Flay
*Tight Situation by Leah Tard
*Unemployed by Anita Job
*Off to Market by Tobias A. Pigg
*I Lived in Detroit by Helen Earth
*Inflammation, Please by Arthur Itis
*Handel's Messiah by Ollie Luyah
*Downpour! by Wayne Dwops
*Cloning by Ima Dubble
*Irish Flooring by Lynn O'Leum
*Holmes Does it Again by Scott Linyard
*Home Alone IV by Eddie Buddyhome
*Neither a Borrower by Nora Lender Bee
*The Scent of a Man by Jim Nasium
*Is O. J. Guilty? by Howard I. Know
*Animal Illnesses by Ann Thrax
*French Overpopulation by Francis Crowded
*Fallen Underwear by Lucy Lastic
*House Construction by Bill Jerome Home
*Yellow River by Iam Ping
*Lewis Carroll by Alison Wonderland
*Leo Tolstoy by Warren Peace
*The L. A. Lakers Breakfast by Kareem O' Wheat
*Why Cars Stop by M. T. Tank
*Wind in the Willows by Russell Ingleaves
*Look Younger by Fay Slift
*Mountain Climbing by Andover Hand
*It's Springtime! by Theresa Green
*No! by Kurt Reply
*And Shut Up! by Sid Downe
*40 Yards to the Latrine by Willy Makeit and Betty Wont
*Glass Bikini by Seymore Skynn
*Sex on the Beach by Sandy Shortz


Okay...I've got too much time on my hands!

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Wow, I'm slow on the uptake. I thought that I would read them and let you know which I had read that were good. Took me a while to realize they were puns...

My Flock Rocks! said...

Most pre, I hope you enjoyed them!
I was really looking forward to reading...
"Look Younger" by Fay Slift!
Oh, laughter is the best medicine!

Katie said...

I started to read this and I was thinking...I should tell Sue about our newest book club pick. It has a funny title too.

Then I realized what the titles were. Too funny!

(By the way, we're reading a memoir called "Crazy Aunt Purl's Drunk, Divorced, and Covered in Cat Hair")

My Flock Rocks! said...

Katie~ Now that's a book title that would capture my attention! Sounds like one of my relatives!
"Crazy Aunt Purl's Drunk, Divorced, and Covered in Cat Hair"