Slippery When Wet

The grass with the morning dew...

is slippery when wet.

Trying to mow the grass with the morning dew...

is slippery when wet.

Mowing the grass with the the friggin' morning dew up hill...

is slippery when wet.

Going down hill mowing the grass with the ever lasting morning dew...

is slippery when wet.

Wearing rubber shoes and your feet are wet not only from the morning dew, but from sweating...

are slippery when wet.

If you don't wear gloves while mowing, and your hands start sweating, you can't hold on to the handle because it is...

slippery when wet.

Stepping in dog chit that is hidden under the grass covered with the morning dew...

is slippery when wet.

Walking up hill wearing rubber shoes, pushing the mower with the wet clumps of grass clippings that the mower couldn't mulch because the grass was too long and it was wet beyond your imagination from the morning dew...

is slippery when wet~

Getting my skirt caught in the chain link fence, and trying to unhook it as so that I don't have to walk across the yard nekkid from the waist down is probably more funnier to my neighbors then me navigating around the yard that is...

Slippery when wet!