Why is it that you can get all dressed up, fix your hair and makeup go outside and never see a sole in sight...
BUT go out to get the newspaper on a chilly morning dressed in your comfy baggy ripped purple and pink sweat pants, a T-shirt that looks as if you slept in it...okay, I did sleep in it, a red jacket (what was I thinking?) your hair in knots, and really really bad bed head because I was to lazy to run a comb through it, no makeup, sandals with white socks? (it's okay because they're from Victoria Secret), and breath that could probably kill a dragon from all the coffee I drank this morning and you see all your neighbors or should I say...they see me!
That's it...from now on, I am never stepping one foot outside unless I look as if I am entering the Ms. Universe Beauty Pageant!
It's more like a bad Good Morning!
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What's worse is when the bus is coming and I have to throw pants on under my bathrobe and nightgown and make sure the kids get on the bus. That one sure is attractive! I wonder how many kids on the bus I have scarred for life with that outfit!:)
I learned the hard way, and probably scarred my Son for the rest of his life… Never, I repeat never drive you kid to school only wearing a nightie with matching robe and fuzzy slippers because more than likely you are going to either get pulled over or rear ended like I did! Right in front of the High school the accident took place and every single student including the faculty saw me! Good thing this was 30 some years ago, and I was wearing my adorable little apparel from Victoria Secret’s because if it happened today, I would probably be arrested for indecent exposure, obstruction, and causing an accident…Note: from then on he took the bus! :)
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