TGIF!

I am not giving up hope on the Tooth Fairy! I put my teeth out in the garage last night, and still no Lexus...Maybe the tooth Fairy is at the Civic Center looking for me there! That's okay...I still believe!

So the trip to the dentist was worse than the visit! C'mon, who allows these knuckleheads to get driver's licence's? The DVM should have a drivers test for people on text messaging while driving, talking on cell phones and paying attention while driving, reading a newspaper, book or map while driving, and putting on makeup (not to mention picking noses and teeth) while driving because I think a lot of people wouldn't pass and it would make the road a lot safer!

I don't have to say how many people we were behind yesterday guilty of all of the above! What is it with people? It's like an accident just waiting to happen! Oh yeah and I forgot about the boob we were behind in a 55 mph no passing zone and she was going 20...Nice! Someone needs to explain which is the accelerator pedal and which one if the friggin brake!

Oh yeah and the muthertruckers on 74... one trying to pass the other but couldn't get up enough speed so they drove side by side for 10 miles! It was probably longer than that but we got off on our exit!

So, then I get home and the Novocaine is starting to wear off and I'm thinking it's noon... should I have some liquid pain killers? No one would know because I was already slurring my words! The only thing I would have to worry about is trying to walk a straight line...I opted to wait until 5:00...okay, it's was 4:00 but it was 5:00 someplace!

I'm downstairs by the patio watching all the all the lawn furniture blow around, and thought I better go out and retrieve it all before it ends up in the neighbors yard. I open up the sliding glass door and I see a FOX, yes, a red fox haul ass across the back yard up and around the side of the house, and then high tail it across the street! WTF! Red Fox? Not to be confused with Redd Fox, besides he's dead...I couldn't believe my eyes and then thought again...where the hell is my camera when I see something cool and worth blogging about? Damn!

It was a windy day but comfortably warm so I decided to go sit out on the sun porch and read...all of a sudden I am bitten by one of these little bastards, or are they bitches? Last month it was wasps, last week it was flies and this week the Asian Beetles! I know you aren't suppose to kill them but there were hundreds of them stuck to the window and now getting into the house! We're being invaded by these little creatures!

Bird's do it, Bee's do it, even educated Fleas do it...and so do these Asian Beetles!

Thank Gawd it's Friday!!!