I think...because I can...

I think people complain when we don't get any rain because when it does rain they think whining about it is gonna make it stop. No, I think it just makes the grass grow.

I think every time I try on clothes I am burning hundreds of calories so I have to try on everything in my closet.

Then, I think to myself, I have this skirt with purple flowers on it, and I don't like purple...what was I thinking when I bought it? I think I need to buy a purple blouse now!

I think there are to many angry people who get angry over the littlest things...why? I think because they are just angry people. Get over it! Ya think?

I think the people who write directions or instructions don't think before they write them.

I used to think that a rabbit's foot was lucky, but then realized the rabbit wasn't so lucky! Think about that!

I think shoes shrink in your closet after sitting there not being worn. Why don't they fit anymore? I don't think it's because my feet got bigger/fatter/flatter... You think you can get a foot reduction? My hubby thinks you can just cut off a couple of toes...I don't think so~

I think there are to many infomercials on TV late at night...I think they think you will buy something, thinking you are half asleep and not thinking. I think their wrong!

I think coffee tastes better with eggs. I think of all the times we go out for breakfast, and the coffee in the restaurant tastes better than I think I have ever tasted. I don't think it tastes as good with lunch or dinner. Beer I think tastes better, but I don't think I have ever had beer with eggs. Wait a minute, I think I have...tailgating at a Bears/Packer football game. It helps to think about things for a minute!

I think the hair grows faster on my legs in the summer than in the winter. You think it's because it's exposed to the air? Or maybe because in the winter, it's covered up, and I don't think about it so much. I think of what other people think when they see my legs not clean shaven, but then I think how come guys can go without shaving, and they have that five o' clock shadow, and I think it's okay... I'm not talking about their legs, but I think some guys do and I think that's okay too.

I think someone ought to invent a bed that makes its self. I think making the bed takes longer than it did to mess it up.

And while I'm thinking why don't they make disposable clothes like they make disposable everything else? I think I would spend less time doing laundry and more time shopping which I don't have to think about it very hard because shopping is one of my favorite past times!

Now that think about it, I think they do have disposable clothes...oh wait, those are edible...what was I thinking!

And why do people have different sayings like, I think I'll go pinch a loaf...I always have to think about that one for a minute...who pinches loaves? And why would you want to? Then it dawns on me after thinking about it a while and they aren't really pinching bread.

I think the color pink looks good on everybody! Even men... although I don't think my husband would be caught dead wearing "pink". But then if you think about it, how would he know especially if he's dead? And who'd catch him? Now that's something to think about...

I think thinking rubs off on people because last weekend when my husband and I were out shopping he saw a car parked in a handicap parking spot, and said: I don't think cars that have flames painted on them should be allowed to park in the handicap parking area. I think anyone can park there as long as their handicapped.

I think I have done enough thinking for the day, although I am always thinking...and will probably think of something else after I post this.

What do you think?