Pay Back...

Mr. Wonderful wakes me up this morning with the usual peck on the cheek, and lovingly asks what's on my agenda...After 15 minutes of listing all my chores for the day he asks so sweetly~Gee Honey, do you think you can do me a favor and mow where I couldn't get to this weekend? I said sure, but tell me exactly where you want me to mow. So tenderly he states, you know under the trees and around the side of the house where the moles are... Oh yeah, let ME mow where them dang varmints are!


He leaves for work, I do some cleaning inside, and then figure I better get outside, and mow before it gets up to 90 degrees. I get out the mower, look on the side of the garage...Hum, that's not done so I mow it. Around back of the garage, hum... that's not done so I mowed it. Then haul the push mower over to the two trees, mow it. Then around to the side of the house. For crying out loud, about an acre isn't mowed! WTF! All down hill no less, and then I still got to mow over the moles! It's already hot, no shade, I'm sweating like a pig thinking as I struggle with this little push mower, where the hell is his over sized friggin' monstrosity of a tractor that he calls His lawn mower? The grass is over grown, wet, and it's harder to mow than if it were only a week behind...what are you trying to do... get me to fit into that Slim Suit or KILL me? I know you saw the 85 year old lady out pushing her mower in the sweltering heat, but if you want me to live to see 80, hand over the keys to the big ass rider!


Oh yeah, and I didn't roll up the 200 feet of extension cord because I was too damn tired after weed whacking, and edging which by the way I found about two feet more of sidewalk under the over grown crab grass! And if you want me to whack around the whole yard, you better get me at least 3,000 feet of more cord because only ONE outside outlet works! I know that for a fact because I did the math after walking all over the damn place looking for one that does!


I have never sweat so much in my whole entire life...not even during really good sex! Matter of fact, I don't think I'm gonna pee for a month because I don't have any fluids left inside of me! This is worse than a hot flash nightmare! BTW...Did anyone see me mowing or doing yard work? Because I couldn't see you due to the fact that the sweat was pouring into my eyes! My clothes drenched, my hair sopping wet, and oh yeah, I was stinking to high heaven!

BTW, Honey... I wore your underwear today, and put them back in your drawer so you will have to figure out which ones I wore! :)


Oh, and before I forget...wanna know what's on my agenda for tomorrow? I'm going to be waiting for the hot tub I ordered today to be delivered...


So now I know why you left the hedge trimmers over at the other house...afraid I would give you a haircut while you're sleeping tonight?

I am so exhausted then I start to do my thinking... I am going to post a classified: Needed... ASAP! Someone to teach my husband how to finish something after he starts it. Experience necessary!

There's old saying's... a woman scorned...and pay back's a bitch...Well, this won's for you Mister Wundaful for axing me to mow da larn, editing my gramar, puntuation, speling, and being so critical on my blog posts...It's MY blog and I can dew it any ways I wunt. In udder wurds, I can right it anyways I wunt and have my periods or coma's were eye wanna put em. Don't threten me cuz I know a good lawler!


OooooKaaaay~ Here you go...

Is these burgers... To,Too, or Two well done?

I Love You! {{{{smooch}}}}