WTF?

So, here I am thinking of what next to "blog" about, and think to myself.. geez, I gave my Mom the link so she can read my posts. I better keep my potty mouth under control, but then it dawned on me... she has a potty mouth too!



Not to long ago she had some medical issues, and was admitted into the hospital. While in there she lost some weight not only from the hospital food, strict diet, but from water retention.



So, I am talking to her on the phone one day, and she says, I have lost so much fucking weight that none of my fucking clothes fit. They hang on me like fucking bags, and the ones that do fit are fucking ugly. I don't have fucking money to buy any more new fucking clothes, and I don't know what the fuck I am going to do! Even if I bought new clothes I don't know what fucking size I wear because I lost so much fucking weight! I calmly told her, no problem Mom, I will buy you new fucking clothes! It's not a big deal...what the fuck?



So, I ordered her some new clothes from her favorite shopping spot, QVC, and guess what... they fucking fit, and she fucking likes them! Now she has new fucking clothes and doesn't need to fucking worry about it any more!



Mom is 87 years young...

I Love You Mom! :)