I don't know why, but Mr. Wonderful and I have to have at least five different varieties of potato chips in our bedroom. We have Jays, Lays, Kitchen Cooked, a generic brand which I would highly recommend you not waste your money on, and of course good old fashion potato sticks. Every night we lay in bed munching on potato chips. Something about late night snacking while watching stupid sitcom's puts us to sleep better than having one of those little purple pills.
The only problem is in the morning when I go to make the bed, and it's filled with little crumbs. I shake out the sheets and blanket, and pieces of chips fly through the air so then I'm off to get the vacuum.
This morning I go though my normal routine, and I'm in the bathroom yeah, brushing my teeth, and notice this growth on my shoulder. Oh crap...now what is this? I have to examine it closely, trying to get a good look in the mirror...It's an odd shape...skin cancer? I start to pick at it because come on who wouldn't? I get it loosened, and it pops off with ease...It's a potato chip! And I was worried it was something serious? Nah! I knew it all the time...
Now when some tells me I have a chip on my shoulder... I'm really gonna have to look!
Did I just get Lay'd?
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I think I have a chip problem. No, it's not Lays, Pringles or Ruffles. Three times lately I have bought bags of fruit chips, twice the Flat Earth Wild Berry and yesterday these Nabisco Garden Harvest toasted chips in apple cinnamon. I could NOT stop eating them in each case. Something about the sweet and almost salty flavor, and the delightful crispness of them...
Maybe I'm sucked in by their claims of healthiness, then I just can't stop.
I don't eat them in bed. Which is good. They'd probably be stickier than potato chips!
Those sound awesome! I'm going to have to try those for sure! Thanks for the tip or should I say "chip"
Did ya get layd or not? lol
actually that's my fat suit!
Geez, one fat suit?? ALL of my suits are my fat suits! I agree with Diane - life is so not fair.
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