I wasn't going to blog about this but I thought, why not...everybody else probably will, and while it's fresh in my mind... go for it!
Now there's the new study about breast cancer and women drinking...excuse me, but don't men have breasts too? or do they have to have a cup size to be in the minority? I forgot...they only have mugs!
They tell you to drink a glass a wine a day to prevent heart disease...so what, you live to be 100 years old but what, your tits won't be hanging down to your waist?
I am not going to rant and rave on this subject because you know how much I think so I am going to rely on comments to help me through this. But...
I think it's men who want to rid us women on the planet...probably a couple of my ex-husbands are in on this! Why is it that you can go to a bar, saloon, drinking factory, what ever you want to call it, and they always have "Ladies Night"? We drink for free!!! Oh yeah and there's no surgeon general warning on my beer mug!
For one thing, if you have ever had a mammogram, you need a drink before it to get up the courage to stick your tit in a machine that is going to squash it like a pancake. Then you need a drink afterwards because the pain is so friggin' unbelievable you absolutely need the liquid pain killer. Maybe you well endowed women don't experience what us "A"- cupper's experience. Yeah, that's right, A minus! Try stretching your skin about a foot away! It would almost be like stretching your ear into the machine! Enough said...I think/hope the men got the idea!
Now that I'm all rilled up...I need a drink! And probably a mammogram tomorrow instead of a extra strength Tylenol!~
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